I
clicked open only for me to see MTN offering me some stupid bonus offer.
Ah!!!!!!!!!!!
No
amount of exclamation marks can express my anger at this people. Why would they
do this to me? I tried to use my phone to break the wall but I remembered how
long I would have to beg my father for a new one and my allawee CANNOT be
violated by this. Even if I decided to save from it, by the time I’m done with
service I will still come up short. So I just smiled and said to myself; maybe
next time.
Four
hours later I found myself in school furiously marking scripts and wondering
where I had gone wrong. How am I supposed to feel when after grading about
fifty scripts only five people get the pass mark of thirty five? I take things
personally and personally I have to say that I hate it when the people I teach
fail.
For
crying out loud, for three months I continuously asked “do you understand me?”
I would do the war dance of the native Indians, do the walk of the people of my
village and almost speak the speech of Ilorin people to get the message of my
lesson across to the minds of the thirteen to nineteen year olds that I teach,
but still all this did not clear the path for my lessons.
I
am tired of serving my country. The pittance of a salary and the failings of
our educational system have me befuddled and a teeny weeny bit frostrated (a
student spelt frustrated that way).
To
avoid getting stupid by transfer from reading all those ridiculous answers.
Like really? How hard is it to give the meaning of “Purification”.
I
decided to go my madam’s house to chill and I met a nightmare.
You
see boys have a thing for me and vice versa (I really do need help). My bad!
Boys have a thing for girls. My bad again! Some boys have a thing for
girls.
Let
me tell you this quick story that will introduce you another one of the men in my life. you would think I had some great pheromone. So one time, like on this extremely hot day in
January; as I was leaving the school compound, I saw two of my madam’s sons.
She has three. Very long story cut short I ended up following the eldest one to
his house and emm... grown up things happened. I have to confess that I felt
really bad after that and I prayed really hard. If I were Catholic I would have
done a hundred Hail Marys but I have to stick to faith and strongly believe
that God heard me.
After
the grown up stuff, this guy chooses not to call me, which was aii (I’m allowed
to use text lingo). I broke one of the almighty rules (which is sometimes a
stupid rule ) and called him first; I have to live on the edge occasionally and
I really could not take the stupid suspense anymore (patience is not my
greatest gift). After a couple of telephone conversations he said something
immensely nasty. I really can’t say it here, just know that it was a very bad
phrase. Honestly it is not his fault; I woke up that demon by calling first.
So
I was angry and hoped never to see him again. Only for me to step on the
threshold of the house and the first thing I hear from the mouth of Philip (his
name by the way) is
“No
way!”
Quickly
said hello to the rest of the people there, asked for their mum as she was not
in school and proceeded to run away. Only for Philip to chase me and give me a
really long speech on how he was sorry.
The
only thing I got from that was the promise of a date, which honestly I expect
to be broken.
Headed
back to the dreaded scripts, heck I love my students but why break my heart
thus? By five thirty I noticed that my eyes were seeing five lines in place of
one. Packed up shop and headed back to the lodge, where it was just another
cool evening (only because it rained. Ilorin is very hot) with me spending my
time judiciously by doing absolutely nothing while Jazz played in the
background; I love me some Jazz music. I don’t understand hardworking people.
Why won’t you just sloth around. I promise it’s a lot of fun.
Now
this is me reporting live from the venue of my latest disappointment; Zonal
meeting guy has not called. Am I being too expectant?
My
phone just rang. *smiles*
Nkem Oyaghire
1 comment:
...some1 xplain grown up things to me...!
NC.
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